This blog comes from the brilliant website/idea generator, http://linkbaitgenerator.com/index.php The subject was randomly generated by the site. The rest is all me, baby. Top Ten Secrets of Douchebags:
Enjoy my friends. I know I did!
1) Complete lack of inhibition/morals/code of conduct.
2) Express your opinion, no matter how ignorant, ill-informed, pretentious, presumptuous, or glaringly, blatantly, obviously WRONG it may be. Express this as loudly and with all the enthusiasm/hostility you can muster, at all times.
3)STANDARD ATTIRE: Khakis, Polo-collared shirt (preferably pink), poorly constructed fraternity tattoo (the one from the college you got kicked out of due to Academic probation), Natty Lite brand flip-flops.
4) A MINIMUM of One beer pong champion trophy/medal/ribbon–T.J. Maxx or homemade are both acceptable, but must be prominently displayed in a heavy traffic area.
5) “It’s beer-o-clock!” is a crucial part of your everyday vocabulary.
6) T.V. Visor was totally necessary in your “souped up” Honda Accord (V6, Suck it!).
7) ANY story can be outdone. ANY.
You have a Bachelor’s degree of Science in economics/business/accounting/web and/or graphic design, with both hazy and questionable memories as to how you achieved such a thing.
9) You proudly own an extra large Scarface movie poster.
10) Your Five favorite movies: Gone in 60 Seconds, Dazed and Confused, Alien vs. Predator, Bio-Dome, and The James Bond collection.
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